So, the Zookeeper decided that I needed a haircut. But I have really think hair. So she shaved me, then cut the rest. Didn't she do a great job getting it even? The Shaver got to hot to finish so I got to run around like this for a couple of weeks. Then the Zookeeper tried again, but I didn't want to get hair cut, so I didn't cooperate. Now I look even funnier. I have a wide band of fur around my ribcage. The Zookeeper says that she is going to try again, but I think that I want to give her some trouble. I kind of like the new 'do. We will see...